Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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