Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
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