I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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