I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize