Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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