I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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