how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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