I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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