Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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