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Dual....:-)
youre lurking in front of me
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
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