i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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