fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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