No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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