this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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