I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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