My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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