Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I've blown a few things in my day
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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