You really coming over, don't trick.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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