is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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