I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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