I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
we should paint friendship bongs
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