So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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