this boner is exhausting
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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