So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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