We're like a lot better than the average bears
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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