We should be called the Road Head Warriors
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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