do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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