I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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