So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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