ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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