it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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