Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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