Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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