I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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