Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Duck Duck Cougar?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Randomize
