Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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