Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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