super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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