Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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