D3 body, D1 cock
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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