Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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