girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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