from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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