ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
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