I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
