Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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