No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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