There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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