If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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