Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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