How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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