But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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