I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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