I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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