Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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