Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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