i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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