she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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