All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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